What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

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Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-All the bad guys are black.

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are some ballbusting stories?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

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-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?